In Nomine Umbrae

Shadow Knight. Cis male (he/him). Bisexual. Feminist ally. Reblogs social justice stuff. And very NSFW dude on dude stuff (and sometimes straight or lesbian stuff too). This tumblr is NOT for minors. There's also a lot of Teen Wolf.

hellwindorc:

warlordrexx:

lethannaeda:

blacksirensolo:

shadowsfate:

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

Baaahaha!

Lol! Hey
warlordrexx
have you seen this?

Pft. This is what would happen every time you rolled a 20 if I was the DM.

Adorable. :D

Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
shadowknight1224 shadowknight1224 Said:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

2,861 plays
Mary Ngai (Razygurr),
Mary Can't Sing for Sh*t

razygurr:

F*ck Teemo (Frozen’s Let It Go LoL Parody) (Incomplete)

The Rift is stained with the blood of the slain, not an enemy to be seen
My team showers me with praises, calling me the Pwnage Queen
I got a Quadrakill, there’s nobody in sight
Wanna Pentakill— where’d the last one hide?

I check the brush now just to see— to secure my epic killing spree
Time’s running out, where did he go? …A SHROOM OH NO—

F*ck Teemo! F*ck Teemo! That f*cking blind dart and that f*cking slow!
F*ck Teemo! F*ck Teemo! I wanna crush that yordle ho!
And I don’t care what my teammates say—
The hunt will go on, I’m gonna have the lategame anyway~

A dedication to everyone’s favorite champ<3 Been thinking about making this for like…months, just decided to get it over with now. Many thanks to Mikatchu for helping me write it~

Voice is so bad, I just wanted to get this fckjdsljfdfing thing out of my system and FINALLY…let it go….on my blog— Q w Q Mary knows everyone’s sick of this song by now *dramatic tear*

I apologize for the clicks in the recording, not sure why my mac’s doing that O_O

razygurr:

Sexxi Taric!

Started out as an anatomy sketch (Mary sucks at drawing muscles QQ) then decided it’s Taric. Yaaaaay!

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

tamorapierce:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

Sometimes chickens can be so goodhearted.  Sometimes not, but sometimes they really can.

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dianamoonfall:

( Not sorry haha! Squidward saying this has been repeating in my head at random times lately that I decided to apply it to the Sun and Moon lol!

Good job Moon mun! Ruining characters like this but it’s okay! I had an scape goat which is in the form of a pool party wear haha! )

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blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Warriors - 2014 World Championship.

Imagine Dragons doing a music video for League of Legends’ upcoming Worlds Championship.

What a cool thing for a videogame company to do. So inspiring and encouraging!

amorremanet:

body goals: uh, I mean, just speaking hypothetically, could you maybe come help me bury one

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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(via tastefullyoffensive)